“[Our new equipment should be] An open bar. That's equipment right? They're equipping students with free liquor.” – Brady Lang

“Ha! I think, just for the hell of it, I'll try out to be their kicker. Or maybe running back. Maybe they ...

“As far as journalists go, I'm not sure. As far as players go, It would feel good to tell Phil Kessel to ...

“I really could not care less. Whomever Drake cheers for the hardest.” –Brady Lang

“I don't really think I re-two-pect him; however, I do pronounce words with numbers in them phonetically so people realize just how ...

“Gary fuckin' Bettman.” –Brady Lang

“Kids keep your stick on the ice” – Taylor Sockett as Don Cherry

“Tough call, I would have to say men’s hockey, which is probably no surprise to most people. However, despite going to every ...

“McMorris, the gold jacket’s yours, Shooter’s gonna choke.” – Autumn McDowell

“Rumour has it during the blackout Michelle and Kelly offered to sing some of their own songs. They quickly turned the lights ...