Given that it’s midterm season at the University of Regina, the atmosphere here has been a bit gloomy and dim. So, I (Larry: the Carillon Clown) have come to your rescue with some jokes lent to me by our very humorous readership! I hope they bring out a chuckle or maybe an eyeroll or maybe both!
“What do you call Spider Man? If he’s driving a car, but it’s from an alternate universe. A parallel parker.”-Miriam Mostafa, a second year Biology student
HAHAHAHAH!! That was a good one, Miriam.
“Breaking news. Scientists sneak up on the periodic table, adding elements of surprise!”-Fisher Hallett, a first year chemistry student
I guess only elements were surprised by this joke! JK JK Fisher.
“Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!” –Abdul Zahid, a first year business student
HEHEHEE!
“Where do you learn to make banana splits? At a Sunday school!” -Tina Alizaee, a first year psychology student
Tina…You made this clown laugh!
“What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner. “ -Mariam Sanni, a third year Biology student
After hearing this joke, this clown is not meeting you anywhere, Mariam!
“My mom asked me how I was doing this morning. She asked me if I was alright. I told her, nah, I’m all left. Get it? Cause I left, right?” -Daniel Tshiswaka, a first year engineering student
I am sorry, Daniel. As a clown, I can say this is certifiably a lame one! My deepest apologies.
“When life gives you lemons, add vodka.” -Amelie Marais, a second-year Psychology student.
How about a Venti Blonde Roast Filter Coffee with two pumps of cream and sugar when life throws three midterms back-to-back at you?
“My joke is, I wish I was funny.” –Armel Nsengiyumvya, a first year biology student
OH LORD! Who hurt you Armel?
OKAY! Now let this Clown tell you a few of my jokes. I bet they will crack you up!
- What do you get when you boil a clown??
Hmmmmm… think, thinkkk…
You get a LAUGHING STOCK!
HAHAAHAHA. I am so funny.
- What is the worst part of playing Tag with a clown?
The clown is IT!
IT has brought a lot of shame to the clown community by being so creepy. Shhhh… don’t tell him I said that!
- Why was the clown complaining about being tired all the time?
Because he was JUGGLING too many things at the same time!
Honestly, being a clown is not easy!
This is all I have got right now! I will be back with some more when U of R students need me during stressful exam time.
Toodles, for now!!
Yours funnily,
Larry: the carillon clown
