Op-Ed
Farewell, Carillon
I hope our time together has been fun, readers (I know it was for me). Here’s hoping that all of us can ...Thank you, and goodbye
I’m especially thankful for the opportunity this university newspaper has given me. Through my tenure as a contributor, op-ed editor, and executive ...A discussion on abortion
"Did you start at the moment of partition? At the moment of conception? Or when you were an evil gleam in your ...Masculinity ruins bar nights
Beer is the world’s biggest lie – like, we all secretly hate this shit, right? I have no idea why so many ...Mitt Romney: the reckoning
2012’s moral was that Mitt Romney was as bad as it got. He’s vain, shallow, superficial, and hardly presidential – but hey, ...Collusion & change
It is now 2018, and as the days tick by, it becomes increasingly difficult to believe that reality is still real. As ...How to toss a 45
Just a little over a month ago, in the room where I experienced one of the proudest moments of my teenagedom, two ...Is… the ellipsis… useful?
Ellipsis. What can I say about those three little dots that hasn’t already been said? Well, probably a lot, actually, but that’s ...A discussion of free will
We have free will, if at the quantum level; there is no basis for determinism because it is unpredictable.Call me by your name is garbage
Call me by Your Name is shit. I can say this as an active, little too loud gay person – this film ...












