The only way to make the Oscars entertaining is with shots.

Wow, we suck at making the playoffs.

Also, grindcore.

The Carillon shows you how to hate your life more this Valentine’s Day.

Fuck, I'm basically vomiting as I post this to the website, THANKS JON.

Fifth Parallel’s No Parking showcases student talent.

Robert Blake wants to put U of R rowing back on the map.

Let’s bet on it.

Derek-Yaple Schobert hopes performance will reach all students.

Michelle Sweeting is back, but the playoffs are not.