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Warp movie titles to your heart’s content
Authors: John Loeppky and the Carillon staff, who are all now Hollywood writers
Following TV show @Midnight’s lead, below are a number of (slightly altered) movie titles. Would you watch any of the following?
The Sound of Elevator Music
Dear John McEnroe
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Admirers
Surgically Inside Llewyn Davis
The LEGO Movie: Uncensored
The Hollywood Expendables
America’s Muppets Most Wanted
Non-Subsidized Daddy Daycare
Divergent Political Thinking
The Werewolf of Wall Street
Twilight: New Mooning
Guardians of the Utterly Doomed Galaxy
The Grand Budapest Travelodge Hotel
X-Men: Days of Back to the Future
The Medium Lebowski
Put Bill in ICU, Vol. I and II
Okayfellas
Hissyfit Club
American Heyman Hustle
Charlie’s Angles
Dwarf Star Wars
Sleepless in Seattle-Tacoma International Airport
Dr. Zhi-fuckitSmith
Jean-Luc Godard’s Weekend at Bernie’s
Office Space (For Lease)
2001: A Space Jam Odyssey
The Clodfather
Citizen Kane and Abel
Fully Metal-Lined Jacket
Enter the Drag Queen
Dolphin Tale 2: Chicken of the Sea
Uneasiness and Annoyance in Las Vegas
Chicken Little 007 in: The Sky is Falling
If you like, make sure to tweet at us with your own creations. Send the best of your humour to @The_Carillon and we might just retweet some of our favourites –The Staff
