“we both had our big ol’ doses of ‘90s alternative and then here we are!” –Eric Weaver

“Don’t go to Stonehall Castle.” –Mac Brock

“My experience of attending open mic nights regularly in the summer helped me scrape up the courage to try out stand-up comedy.” ...

“I think after a while it felt like you’re kind of haunting the same places, sometimes the same people.” –Brodie Moniker

“Don’t get a car payment when you’re 20 – drive an old beater and make records ‘cuz who cares.” –Megan Nash

“this isn’t a Moonlight review, okay?” –Mac Brock

“[Smash Mouth is] kind of a dumb name in hindsight, but there's no changing it now.” –Paul De Lisle

“With my vulvas, I hope to show how women should no longer be seen as something that needs to be hidden.” –Haley ...

“Resident Evil: The Final Chapter has a plot that is weirdly intriguing, but not so much so that it can’t be campy ...

“As the lights came up, my friend next to me let out a quiet ‘wow.’ I agreed.” –Mac Brock