What shall we do with an English Major
Sung to the tune of Drunken Sailor
An excerpt from Drinking Songs of the Academy
by Farron Ager – Oped Editor
What shall we do with an English Major? (x3)
In between his classes?
CHORUS:
Way hay and loud he rages (x3)
In between his classes!
Promise him a job in communications (x3)
In between his classes!
CHORUS
Spell everything you can all wrongly (x3)
In between his classes!
CHORUS
Always leave your modifiers dangling (x3)
In between his classes!
CHORUS
Always switch up your tenses in writing (x3)
In between his classes!
CHORUS
Tell him how much you really hate Shakespeare (x3)
In between his classes!
CHORUS
Use Wikipedia as your own sources (x3)
In between his classes!
CHORUS
Write all over your first edition (x3)
In between his classes!
CHORUS
Say that administration’s fine and dandy (x3)
In between his classes!
CHORUS
That’s what we do with an English Major (x3)
In between his classes!
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