UR Controversy

Welcome back, everyone!/ Spencer Reid

It’s Truly Lovely Here

Author: Farron Ager, Headmaster Emeritus of The Drinking Academy

Sung to the Tune of “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” By Crash Test Dummies
Once there was these two who

Kept charging so much overtime over a whole decade

But when the campus found out

They kept it from the province for a year

They couldn’t quite explain it
They’d always keep paying them
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Once there was this girl who

Faked her own credentials and taught here for two years

And then they finally found out

That she stole her ex-husband’s PhD
She couldn’t quite explain it

No one had questioned it

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But both the girl and two were glad
‘Cause one group had it worse than that

‘Cause then there was this group who
Cheered themselves into a corner with their wardrobes

And when the pictures came out

They were lambasted as insensitive
Which honestly makes sense, yes

It’s more than in bad taste

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