Sandwich of the week – Nov. 10, 2011


Sandwich: The McGangBanger
Hungry student: Kael Fennuik, first-year psychology student

A hybrid of a McDonald’s McDouble and a Junior McChicken, the McGangBanger is a heart-attack-inducing sandwich where the McChicken is placed between the McDouble’s two beef patties. To add to the mischief, cheese, lettuce, pickles, and ketchup can all be found between its layers.

As if the misconduct was not enough, this McGangBang was backed up by the notorious rum and coke, a repeated offender of forcing people to have a good time.

But why the McGangBang?

“It was after midnight, I was starving, and was also on my way out to have a drink with friends,” Fennuik said. “So I decided get a McGangBang because it was cheap.”

The sandwich only cost Kael three dollars, a big bang for a small buck. However, please exercise caution when going to McDonalds, as you just can’t walk up to the counter and say, “I want a McGangBanger.” Not only will you be on the wrong end of a sexual harrassment lawsuit, but it simply doesn’t exist on their menu. You have to order a McDouble and McJunior Chicken, and then, with a little elbow grease, you can create this gangster sandwich.

Just don't forget the rum and coke.

Arthur Ward

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